Josh Caldwell
Man of many talents, Josh Caldwell is King of Foozball Wizards Chess and is wanted in Bolivia for jaywalking. His famous catchphrase, "Hummanz!" is known throughout the deep southern Hemisphere. In fact, it is the only word used by a tribe of artic penguins to communicate among themselves, in part due to deference to Josh's amazing Foozball Wizard Chess performance in 1927 and also because they are penguins and it's hard for them to speak English.